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A faggot who thinks he is tough because he has a big truck.
Often likes to spiff up his vehicle to compensate for a small package. Embarrassed of his small penis size, he talks big, but can't back it up.
The Alfalfa King has a small penis, and a big truck.
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the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved
"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
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A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest shit on a shingle, who also likewise insinuates himself into other people's situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero personality, whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die.
Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.
Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life!
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the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved
"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe
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When you eat nothing but alfalfa for three days and then take a nice healthy crap on your girlfriend's chest. This can be accompanied by a loud "MOO" if desired.
A:) Mooo!!!
B:) Hunny, give me as much organic alfalfa as you can!
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1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)
2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?
Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?
Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!
Chef 2: You’re a fag.
Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!
Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
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noun Whether you just brushed/combed your hair or not, it's the 1 - 3 strands of hair which stubbornly stick up, on the back of your head.
*Like the 'Little Rascals' character Alfalfa sported.
"Come here. You have an Alfalfa hair sticking up."
"No matter what I do, I still have these little Alfalfa hairs, on my head. I need to just snip them off."