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Awesome rock and roll band from the awesome old days when music ruled.He sold out in the 80's and made shitty heavy metal but we'll forgive him because he used to fucking rock.
Alice Cooper is classic rock.Regardless of face paint and theatrics and the shock rock descriptions people are using to describe him with , Alice Cooper music was about the music and not just a bunch of mindless shock rock bullshit of no musical value like today's retards make.
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Freddy Kreuger's stepdad, according to Freddys Dead: The Final Nightmare
Freddy Kreuger offscreen kills alice cooper with a throat slit.
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Shock rocker and theatrical artist, as well as a musician. Though a pioneer in shocking parents worldwide, his music is generally fairly upbeat and rarely harbors any real malice.
Some speculation was made by aforementioned shocked parents that he was the Antichrist, but as usual these detractors had not listened to the music they were attacking and did not understand the man who created it.
Uninformed Christian: "Alice Cooper is evil!"
Comparitively intelligent rocker: "Alice Cooper rocks!"
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One of the greatest rock artists ever who only stupid people havn't heard of.
Person 1: Alice Cooper rocks!
Stupid person: Whos she?
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a great band and just by himself was good he was violent garage rock n roll
alice cooper is cool
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He is one of the best shock rockers ever. Hes so awesome he actually came to my shit hometown on his EYES OF ALICE COOPER RETURNS tour and you can bet I was there! (I even painted my face heheheh)
People think hes washed up just because hes old and plays Golf, and they think hes a sellout because hes in commercials, but thast because PEOPLE HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUCK MUSIC IS ABOUT! WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW OLD THE SINGER IS! ITS THE MUSIC THAT MATTERS! I COULDNT CARE LESS IF A BAND WAS FORMED BY A BUNCH OF FUCKING TALKING PEANUTS!!!!! AS LONG AS THEY MAKE GOOD MUSIC ID LISTEN TO THEM!
The point is, people are judging him for his appearance now, which is retarded. The people that judge him as a sellout or a washed-up old fart are probably the same people that just watch MuchMusic just to see whos hot these days, and listen to Billy Talent and Good Charlotte and other flavors of the month. YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK! YOU CAN ALL ROT IN POSER HELL!! ALICE COOPER WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE ONE OF THE BEST METAL GROUPS TO BE FORMED!
Best songs by him:
Schools Out,
Poison,
Billion Dollar Babies,
Elected,
Sick Things,
No More Mr. Nice Guy,
I'm Eighteen,
and FEED MY FRANKENSTEIN (one of the best songs EVER with a sick solo)
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One of the originals. Influenced most 80s metal and rock bands. Rumored to now be a Christian conservative who golfs and owns a restaurant.
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