alligator

a very evil reptile.

Alligators are evil. They scare me.

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alligator

literally a crocodile but with different name.

1: hey have you ever seen alligator in real life?
2: what the fuck is a alligator? don’t you mean crocodile?
1: yeah :/

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alligator

when two gays are fucking and the one sticks his dick in the others mouth and takes a piss.

ew!! did you hear about John and Jack? John totally did an alligator in Jack's bed!!!!

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alligate

Thing that alligators do!

Managers manage, players play and alligators alligate

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Alligate

Unlucky

'I can't Put my dick into her'
'ALLIGATE!!'

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Alligating

To 'alligate' is to have a photo taken of you with any object covering the bottom half of your face i.e. directly below the eyes. You can use bar menu's, statues, people, buildings or any manner of objects; the possibilities are endless.

**In a drunken haze**
Tom: "Holy shit look at that statue! Shall we do some alligating on it?"
Lennie "Yeh, lets do it"

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Alligator

Truckers' lingo; long strip of tire tread left behind after a blowout, usually a recapped tire.

Breaker 19, northbound. You have an alligator a mile ahead of you in the right hand lane.

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