Almond

(Al-mond) Pronounced: "All" "mund"
Verb. A term known for the feeling felt when combining Marijuana with Frangia (find meaning elsewhere).

"Man, I just wanna get 'Almond' right now."

or

"Did you see that girl's face, she was totally Almond."
"Yeah man, too much Frangia and Bud is never good."

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almond mom

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

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Almond Joy

A black guy who acts white.

You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

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almond tofu

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

almond cookie

an old cookie that everyones simps for

p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old

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Almond Chicken

Noun: girl that tans so much that she looks like an almond, or just a girl that looks like a slut.

Kaz, "Oh man, she is an almond chicken! Thank you very much!"
Sam, "You're right Kaz, she tans too much!"
Kaz, "Not only that, she looks like a slut"
Mark, "I like her!"

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Almond Mom

A fitness, diet, organic, yoga, eating disorder, almond type of mom

Yolanda is an almond mom

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