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Moistie Alumni

A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a moistie when she was 16. She is said to have 'graduated' from Moistie University after taking the appropriate, hilariously named, 'classes'.

Joe: "Hey there"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"

by NastyNas December 20, 2004

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sidewalk alumni

A person or group that follows a certain collegiate athletic team but didnโ€™t bother to enroll or graduate from that school. Yet they have strong opinions regarding the coaching decisions that are made by โ€œHall of Fameโ€ coaches and assistants.

Looks like the sidewalk alumni want the Coachโ€™s scalp for losing to our rival.

by Iโ€™m running out of pseudonyms April 2, 2023


Subway Alumni

People who root for the sports (particularly football) programs of the University of Notre Dame who never actually attended the University of Notre Dame. Typically Irish-American, alcoholic, low income, and poorly educated assholes who could never dream of being accepted to an educational institution as prestigious as Notre Dame.

They're called the Subway Alumni because the more successful ones enjoy long and prosperous careers working at a Subway sandwich franchise. The less fortunate majority of them just live on the subway.

by Crazy Old Maurice November 20, 2010

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alumni thug

a person that finished high school and college, most likely grew up in the suburbs, and is a thug by choice.

person 1: ohh man craig is soo hard!
person 2: oh that bitch?! man he's an alumni thug!

by Leelz July 29, 2006

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Alumni Cucked

A term used by people in gameshow/reality show/online reality game/object camp circles to describe when someone gets eliminated right before alumni, usually 7th. Getting 7th means you're "cucked" out of the alumni phase and thus get none of the fun stuff that alumni players usually get at that stage of the game.

Example Character was alumni cucked at 7th place in Example Camp after becoming the only contestant without an immunity in an immunity deadlock.

by evil poob July 13, 2022

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New England Alumni

New England Alumni is a clothing company that was established in 2014. They have a preppy targeted audience and the company is run by high-school freshman.

Guy one: Did you here about New England Alumni
Guy two: Of course I am wearing one of their long sleeves right now. clothing preppy vineyard vines lobster

by The Pr3ppy one April 7, 2015


Late Night Alumni

A GREAT band consisting of lead singer Becky Jean Williams, John Hancock, Finn Bjarson and Ryan Raddon (who is also Kaskade).

Their style is considered unique and it's hard to accurately describe it. It is defined as house, while they mix electronic sounds with strings and a soft, trance-like, almost eerie and haunting voice from Williams. Their newest album Haunted is mainly composed of songs that are just that.. haunting.

The lyrics can be romantic but mainly are about anything and every little thing of life, as well as more serious issues such as not giving up hope and overcoming adversity.

The songs themselves aren't just a pure genre but is a mix between electronica, house, dance, trance, lounge, progressive, etc.
They are often described as really chill and downtempo, not the kind of songs you fist-pump to.
They compose the kind of songs that you "feel" not just "listen" to. It creates an atmosphere that is somewhat eerie but soothing and almost peaceful and spiritual.
LNA got a major popularity boost by well recognised Youtube make-up artist Michelle Phan who did the make-up for Williams in their "Finally Found" music video.

I cannot stop listening to Late Night Alumni, and I can't bring myself to listen to any other artist.
Their songs seem to have a very personal and emotional effect on me.

I'd also support them if they became mega-famous, because all I want for them is the success that they deserve.
Spread the love!

by MissForgettful February 21, 2011

36๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž