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people that like sex in various places around the house (kitchen,floor,bathroom door etc)
Dude, alves do it everywhere' 'Everywhere?' 'Yeahhh this one alve did it in a sink!
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That one friend who can't stop moving and is very very humble if you get to know him better. Alv is a person who is tough, hardworking, and "go with the flow" kind of guy. He is a natural born leader; he has the wits, the voice, and the care.
Hey Alv what's up? Are you busy?
Alv: Hey.. no i'm not (actually busy)
Accompany me will ya, youre free til he end right?
Alv: yeah , sure mate
(30 minutes later..)
Alv: Actually my mom is expecting me so i gotta go now
Thought you were free (laughs) kidding man. Totally knew what a busy bee you are.
Alv: Reallllyyyy sorry mate (feels guilty)
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A merging of the benzodiazepine, Xanax and the bestial Brazilian soccer player Dani Alves, used when something is done in a relaxed manner yet with vigor and ferocity.
Yo, when I came through with Ruben and spat that hot fire I was on that Xani Alves tip.
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Yo, the other night I fucked Amandalynn on some Xani Alves shit
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Antonio Alves is the definition of a cringer boy.
A boy that can not enjoy life do to think that everything is cringe, even is own life.
Antonio Alves are generally very skinny boys, that pungo every day to their instagram crushes.
Matilde Simoes followed a guy. Antonio Alves such a cringy thing.
Antonio Alves the necessities of a man are cringe
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Someone who wears college shirts and loves chicken.
Alv sure loves fried chicken for lunch and his water.
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