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Adam

Has The Name "Adam".

Boy 1: Hey Adam.
Adam: Hi.

by QuiffleWiffle8 May 28, 2018

97πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Adam

He's actually not gay but is still the gayest kid in school.

"that kid is a real Adam, apparently hes not gay but at the same time as gay as a gay. like some special relativity shit"

by Battered wheetabix February 26, 2020

232πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


Adam

One of the best people I know. Hilarious, weird, talented, caring, emotional, and basically perfect. Someone who I love more than anything in my life, and a person who I know I can always depend upon.

I had the shittiest day of my life, but Adam made it all better.

by Someone Happy. January 19, 2010

812πŸ‘ 267πŸ‘Ž


Adam

False advertisement

I fucking hate Adam

by His ex2 November 17, 2020

149πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A hot, super sexy and seductive, strong , has abs, man of God that loves fighting purely for the adrenaline and at first glance is very quiet when without his friends and you wouldn’t expect to be nice but when you get to know him he is the guy that will be your friend/ therapist/big brother you have always wanted and he will care for you and love you with his life dude will fucking die for you, has severe confidence issues as in not having any confidence at all and if he gets into a relationship with a girl he will see it through until ether he gets married or the girl breaks up with him but other lady’s listen close if you get to be with an Adam keep him cause he will love you until you die even if you hurt him won’t do anything to make you uncomfortable and once you say yes to the night in bed you will love his β€œ long sword” and the dude will protect you with all his might

Person 1: hey are you ok I saw you get into a big fight with a group

Person2: ya I’m alright ADAM had my back and kicked their asses

Person1: thank God it was Adam on your side

by Stacybbygirl14 April 30, 2022

41πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Adam

A man who sits at home on a computer and reads definitions about his own name. Wondering if some of these may be written by people who actually know him. He is in-fact Truthful somewhat good looking but still wonders why he is single. Secretly a big nerd but the most caring man when it comes to ones he loves or Girlfriends he once loved.

Adam: Stop reading this adam and know you're a good guy most of these can be funny but they do get you thinking. You're a great person and that girl you still love will be just fine without you worrying about her 24/7.

by ajaxztheshaman December 24, 2011

2348πŸ‘ 874πŸ‘Ž


Adam

He's a guy that is usually bored out of his mind and instead of doing normal things like playing games he does things like flick a light switch 1000 times or turn the sky a different color or pretend to get killed by a skinny elephant. eventually if he gets too bored, he'll probably accidentally destroy all of space and time. after all, he is a time lord.

Person#32451: Hi. Im a person
Adam: Hi. I'm a time lord that can control 17 billion universes at once and split apart the fabric of space and time
Person#32451: Oh that's cool

by aaaaaa11111663 October 13, 2020

63πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž