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The thing that ended my innocent childhood and led to this.
Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is?
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.
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a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.
what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing
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A place where kids go and never grow up.
Little johny has been on the Internet for 7 years now, he's 17 and acts like a 10 year old.
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A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.
The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.
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Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.
"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush
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To make use of the Internet, For finding information or other.
"according to my Internetting this book is available ."
"I think i might just buy it and see! Meant to be good according to my internetting."
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welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.
no one is real on the internet....
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