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After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.
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Sweet girl who looks sweet on the outside and is even nicer on the inside. However watch out and don’t get on her nerves because she will roast you. Always there for you when you need her and is a super pretty girl. If you find her, never let go, she is an amazing person.
-Hey you see that beautiful girl over there?
-Yeah that’s Anallely! Go talk to her, she’s super kind!
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The Analer is an object which is designed to be shoved up one's ass. It has been told to give more pleasure than sexual intercourse between two people.
Jordan: WOW! that was amazing!!
Tyler: what was?
Jordan: The Analer.
Tyler: What's that?
Jordan: Pretty much a dildo for the ass..
Tyler: Nice! I'm gonna have to try that.
An ass fucking monster that takes any and all assholes on in the bedroom.
That bitches asshole was so big that it loks as if the Analizer has hammered it in the past.
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A woman who has such a nice ass, she is deemed "analable". ie. good enough for the anal sex.
Can also apply to men if you lean that way (which you probably do)
"Man, that Jenny is SO analable"
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Commonly known as "sticking it up the wrong one". Anal Sex is something most of us claim to perform on our girlfriends/wives but nearly all of us never do.
Anal Sex is....
1) Something your mother is good at.
2) Dirty. That's why it's so good.
3) Something you'd gladly tell your friends you've done, but your girlfriend or wife would never tell a living soul.
4) What makes us all feel like porn stars.
5) Something your girlfriend or wife finds painful even if you have a small penis.
6) Something that requires a LOT OF LUBE.
7) Something that requires a condom. Unless you want what your wife or girlfriend had for their breakfast the day before on the end of your penis.
8) Smelly. See #2
9) Gives you entertainment afterwards by watching your girlfriend or wife's anus close.
10) Something that makes you erect just thinking about. Just like 99% of the men are just now reading this.
"Hi Mom and dad! This is Mysti and she's really into Anal Sex"
"Sorry I'm late, my darling. I went to see your mother and ended up having anal sex with her"
"Hello? I'm sorry, I can't come into work today. I had anal sex last night for the first time and I'm finding it hard to sit down"
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