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the latest craze in the surfing world.
only for the real surfer...brrrrrrr*
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Allowing a 20oz redbull to reach near freezing temperature before shoving it in your asshole, clenching your cheeks and allowing it to explode deep into your balloon knot.
Fuck methamphetamine, Jimmy. I’m gonna butt chug an Antarctic Firework!
A person who, if you were in a regular urban setting, would be about a six or a seven, but if you were in antarctica and there was no one else around then they would be a ten
That guy is definitely an antarctic ten, but I'm a little desperate, so who cares?
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In 1914, Anglo-Irish explorer Ernest Shackleton led an expedition to the South Pole with the intent of traversing the Antarctic continent. Unfortunately, his ship was crushed by the intense pressure of the ice, and he and his men were forced to find a suitable means of entertainment for the duration of the Antarctic winter. They accordingly ventured to the South Pole on foot, formed a ring around it, and proceeded to anally penetrate each other. All 56 gentlemen formed a complete circle to ensure that no one was left out of the sport.
Sailor:
"Confound it, man! We're stuck in the ice. What do we do now?"
Ernest Shackleton:
"EVERYBODY!"
(chronic mansex ensues, a la antarctic circle. There is much rejoicing throughout the scientific community).
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The act of cumming in a cup until it's full, freezing it, and pouring it inside a vagina. After you pour it, you stick your penis in until it is fixed like a slushie and slurp that shit up!
I gave that chick the ol' Antarctic Slushie
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The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is a crocodile with wings who eats ice. It is an endangered animal.
The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is beautiful.
When two gay dads decide to have butt sex using a frozen dildo and a hair dryer. The first dad penetrates the second dad's ass with the frozen dildo while at the same time blowing the second dad's ass with a hair dryer.
Sam Lloyd walked in on his first dad performing an Antarctic Safari Ride on his second dad. He has not shown up to school for the past three weeks.
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