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apartment pants

(Noun). A style of capri-like or long pants made of a loose, light, airy material mainly worn while lounging around in your apartment, or at a friend's, but can also be worn out for late-night trips.

Origin: Episode of "Friends" entitled 'The One With Rachel's Sister". Phoebe refers to Jill's "don't-you-want-to-rent-me-this-apartment? pants" as "apartment pants".

I want to change into apartment pants before Tiffany and Sara come over.

by littlebrownlab September 6, 2010

48๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


coming apart

A phrase derived from the fascinating high school course, "Coming Apart: The US in the 1960s." The phrase is remarkably successful at irritating others when injected constantly into conversation especially when its use does not make sense. Potatoes and anchors are particularly sensitive to the phrase and exhibit signs of repulsion and are prone to violent behavior upon hearing it.

Person A: Dude, your shoelace is undone. It's coming apart.
Person B: What the heck?
Person A: Your understanding of what I'm saying is coming apart.
Person B: Shut up.
Person A: It looks like our friendship is coming apart.
Person B: Dude shut up.
Person A: Your ability to use words longer than one syllable is coming apart.
(Person B punches Person A)
Person A: My blood vessels are coming apart.

by InThe1960s March 1, 2009

47๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


apartment mate

people living within the apartment but not in your same room.

kevin: "me and my apartments mates are going to hang out tonight"

oakley girls: wtf is an apartment mate????

by oakleygirls December 14, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


legs apartment

The comeback to the stupidest phrase of all time "arms house"

Guy 1: Did you see the way they beat the shit of that guy?

Guy 2: Yeah that was arms house.

Guy 1: Naa.. it was legs apartment.

Guy 2: Word.

by Glens Garage August 1, 2011


a clone apart

A Clone Apart is a comedy machinima series similar to the famous Red vs. Blue, only using Star Wars Battlefront instead of Halo. It was started almost a year ago by a guy named Jeff James and his brother, Ryan, and portrays the story of Clone Trooper Danson-Delta 40, a lackluster soldier who, during the Battle of Utapau, ends up stepping into a portal that sends him 20 years into the future. From then on, the story follows his adventures in this new world to him.

A Clone Apart is the best internet series evar!

by Mr. Awesomepants October 18, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plastic Apartment

A very risque sexual maneuver developed in Bulgaria in the late 1980s. It involves a man, a woman, 3 golf balls, and a yard stick. While the exact specifications of the act died with its creator, Andrey Plabivov, in 1989 when the People's Republic of Bulgaria fell along with other communist-bloc countries. Historical interviews suggest that of the 6 women this maneuver was used on, 5 died and 1 was put into a catatonic state.

When I discover the true plastic apartment, I will be able to re-write all the history books.

by creator of papt March 5, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


apartment camping

when you move into a nasty place and are living there half *ss w/ your food and dishes in plastic totes because the cabinets are gross.

I've been apartment camping in the Canal since Oct.

by BPB December 31, 2009

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