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A last ditch effort used to pick up women that essentially entails making a series of rapid, low effort, approaches, on multiple women, in a very short period of time. It is beneficial when the PUA has arrived at the bar or club late in the evening and has little time remaining before last call. It is risky maneuvre because, due to the lack of effort put into each individual approach, it is likely that the PUA will face several harsh rejections prior to achieving success. Multiple rejections in such a short timeframe could leave the PUA's confidence shattered beyond repair.
Dude #1: "Dude, why the fuck have I seen Andy talking to ten different women in the past five minutes?"
Dude #2: "It's almost last call, and he showed up late, so he's resorted to implementing the Shotgun Approach."
Dude #1: "That's a risky maneuvre bro, I hope he knows what he's doing."
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The Unicorn Approach is a business phrase for handling those times when your boss is asking for the impossible and/or making completely unrealistic demands. Often, when they are demanding this, they resent any "negative" feedback. You can smile and say "Sure boss, we'll apply the Unicorn Approach to that and get right on it."
Strictly defined, the Unicorn Approach is pretending that all will be well in fantasy land, where it's rainbows and sunshine all the time. And Unicorns frolic. It allows the poor shmuck being asked to deal with the ridiculous, ludicrous demands of egotistical bosses with a bit of humor. Sure, it doesn't fix the problem but honestly - you can't fix it anyway so at least you can smile a bit!
Boss: You need to triple your sales this month. It doesn't matter that there are multiple blizzards, there are no sales people and your facility is under renovation. NO EXCUSES! Manager: Sure boss, we'll apply the Unicorn Approach and get right on it.
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Approaching a person through a social circle, as opposed to "cold approach". Usually used for dating terminology.
Danny depends too much on his social circle for meeting women, he only does warm approaches.
usually involves a shotgun or duct tape.
scenario: someone stole a mt. dew from your fridge
Normal person: what the hell man?
redneck: *boom!!!*
that is the redneck approach
When you are in great need of a poo of epic proprtions. Said poo will be so destructive to the toilet that the carnage will be similar to that inflicted on the german town of dresden by allied bombers during world war 2. Therefore your bomb bay is full and you are 'approaching dresden.'
Guy 1: ''Why do you look so uncomfortable''
Guy 2: ''I'm busting for a crap. Seriously, it feels like I'm approaching dresden here.''
1. Conflict resolution strategy by which one persists in their behavior despite receiving one retaliatory response, under the presumption that a second retaliatory response will not be given.
2. Continuing to talk shit after getting hit, because you're too stupid to realize you'll just get hit again.
First employed (unsuccessfully) by the Empire of Japan in late 1945 following the August 6 atomic bombing of Hiroshima and prior to the bombing of Nagasaki on August 9.
Friend: "Wait, so that drunk guy kept trying to fight the cops after getting tazed?"
Me: "Yep. He went with the Nagasaki Approach. Figured they wouldn't just taze him again."
Friend: "Fucking idiot."
Sitting in a dark corner, waiting for your target to let their guard down, and then raping them.
Usually done in a BLUUAAARRGH fashion.
Dude 1: I raped yo mom last night, I used the ninja approach.
Gaby: Did you at least scream really loud while doing it?
Dude 1: Totally man.
Gaby: Fine then.
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