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The act of jizzing on your blanket and letting the cum dry to it and your dick at the same time. resulting in pain to yo dick.
jimmy apricoted all over and he had to go to the hospital because his foreskin was ripped off!!!!
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A rich spoiled white kid. One who would be at home at a trailer park.
You know that kid Andrew? Yeah he's a total Apricot
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Meaning crazy, or something new....something unexpected or shocking.
The peach color on the escalade is apricots!
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my girlfriends dogs name
My GF's dogs head is the size of a freakishly large apricot
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A loved one, (normally referring to a female.) The one who you will love no matter what.
Person 1: Who’s your apricot princess?
Person 2: My apricot princess is Female 1
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A vague sexual reference that actually has no meaning whatsoever. Used for confusing naive or gullible people.
guy1: Dude, I had a sweet apricot sandwich last night!
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?
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When you eat an apricot and then you rub you balls, and then you smell your fingers and you can't tell if it smells like an apricot or your balls.
"Yo Navi ! ,Smell my fingers"
"Aww dude you got some serious Apricot Balls"
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