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It is an outfit where the only thing worn is an apron. It can be worn with other forms of apparel such as socks, stockings, or panties. Any form of shirts, bras, and pants are not allowed.
It is preferred if a sexy women wore this.
Kumagawa's dream was for every girl to wear nothing but a naked apron. It has yet to be achieved.
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you wrapped yourself in the union jack - the butchers apron
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a white, sleeveless male's undergarment that while designed to be worn underneath clothes has become part of the visual cultural vernacular as a garment of intolerance, laziness and overall douchebaggery. also, a much less misogynous term for the article of clothing previously known as a wife beater.
"That guy I was talking with on OKCupid showed up wearing hot topic pants and a meth apron. I ended up getting tanked in an airport bar after he asked me if my stove at home was gas or electric."
"It was so hot I ended up in just shorts and a meth apron. Offending myself just added to the awfulness of the day."
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A blacksmith apron is the english terminology for a gunt. Basically this is when a females gut hangs over her genitals. Not an attractive look!
"Hey Rich T, look at em and her blacksmiths apron!"
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A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.
Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.
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(n) The abdominal folds of an obese woman that covers her pubic area. It must be lifted out of the way to access her private area.
That chick has a big meat apron! If I could bench 200 pounds, I'd be able to tag that ass.
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Abdominal skin flap above the pubic area created by having a baby and the loose skin remains loose.
That woman must have had about 15 kids because her mother's apron hangs below her knees.
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