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arse,or arsehole from cockney rhyming slang, can be shortened to aris
"right up the aristotle"
"dad's being a right aris"
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The act of pretentiously explaining a subject one knows little or insufficiently about. This is typically committed in uniformed organizations such as the military, where commanders are more inclined to demonstrate the superiority of his own knowledge in desperation, to effect retention on his command legitimacy, where possibly inadequately qualified for.
Private Jim: Sir, Wouldn't carrying out this mission risk breaking the international law on conflict?
Warrant Officer Encik: acturry, the uniided nations since long long time ago since ancient rome allowed using shotguns since it was necessary to protect them from the nazis in the war
Private Jim: ...
Private John to Private Jim: Don't bother Jim, he's aristotling again
Private Jim: Knew it
Warrant Officer Encik was aristotling since he spoke confidently on a subject he knew little about, risking lying to protect his legitimacy of command over Private Jim. This is evident in how the U.N. came into existence in 1945, far after Ancient Rome had collapsed, and in how shotguns were only invented in the 19th Century, far after Ancient Rome had collapsed in 476 AD/CE, and most evidently in how the Nazis were engaged in war only in the 1940s, far after Ancient Rome siezed to exist in 476 AD/CE.
A philosopher who invented subjects that are making students in high school and college work their asses off and suffer like slaves.
Someone needs to invent a time machine to punish Aristotle by spanking his ass.
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Stand up cool, intelligent guy, logical at all times
Wow, that guy is totally Aristotle.
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Very reliable and they never complain no matter how much you vent, Excellent minecraft buddy, Expect a ton of cat memes
“Dhdhdhdhdss” Quote by: Aristotle
An Aristotle is a guy who loves chess, frisbees, and the song “It’s Bedtime.” They tend to have long hair but they never really know how to style it so it’s always messy. They’re cocky and usually think they’re the best outa the pack. When it’s cold outside they never wear a sweatshirt as they think they’re better than everyone else. Sometimes an Aristotle will ask you if you want something, but will then say “it doesn’t matter i wasn’t gonna give you it anyway” or “oh well I don’t have it.”
N/A: “I just saw and Aristotle not wearing a jacket.”
The reason why my ass suffered in Geometry and Algebra!
If I could get revenge on Aristotle I would invent a time machine and spank him a hundred times to get even!
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