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a state with sand up its vagina .. literally and metaphorically. A state that allows open racial discrimination, demands birth certificates from presidential nominees and allows one to carry an assault rifle without an id (but if you look Hispanic you better be carrying an ID to prove you are not an illegal immigrant)
in those lovely few days every month you start acting like Arizona
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A state in the Midwest U.S.A. Yes we have our issue but I'm sick of people who are not from Arizona who have not been here long enough to just decide what it is what it is not. Ya we have bad pollution, but if you were smart and used your brain then you would remember how often does it rain, not that often. we have bad pollution because it does not rain regural so the air does not get cleaned as often.also what about other cities that have bad pollution that it does rain in the sun does fade the car, but thats why you use a I don't know a garage maybe or just get white. we can't really help the fact that who have a bed governor because half the people don't vote and the people who do don't know what they are doing. we have bad schools yes, but that is why you go to private schools.also I can't vote so not my fault. look at Xavier Collage Prep and Brophy College Prep two of the best schools in the nation. the heat is not bad at all. it is better to be hot rather than freezing your ass off now isn't . Furthermore losers who can't take the heat they can go to Prescott or Flagstaff were it is cooler. people also base all their ideas and opinion on Arizona on only two places: Phoenix and Tucson. this is bad because these are the major cities that are always going to have crime issue. what do you think people thought about Chicago and New York during the times of Bugsy Moran, mob wars, or when alcohol was illegal here.
so losers who know nothing about the Az here please stop and think before you bad mouth. why don't you think about all the bad points to your home state and figure out a way to fix them before you give a shit about ours.
Jenny: "So where are you from?"
Sara: "I'm from Arizona. Where are you from?"
Jenny: "I hate that place. It is so hot and there is no snow."
Sara: "Have you ever been there?"
Jenny: "NO!!!"
Sara: "Then why are you talking about it under nothing based on knowledg?"
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Arizona is hot, sometimes miserable, but from late october to late march, its fucking WONDERFULLL. Usually the highs are around 65 to 75 degrees, occasionally up in the low 80s. We used to have amazing real estate until the economy went to shit. Other then that, very beautiful houses. The vibes you get from people are amazing too. You get smiles from every where you go. Go to New York, look at someone, you get a smile? No. Go to Arizona -- Tucson for example -- cross someone on the crosswalk, you can expect a friendly smile, hey, or hows it goin. Dont get me wrong its just like every other city with flaws. Schools aren't so good. Since theres nothing to do there a lot of kids smokin weed. but seriously why wouldnt you be in the first place? very good weed, there are times when people are completely dry tho so look out for the week after 420. If you want to live here, i dont kno why you would, but the reasons are simple. You wont die from heat exhaustion, many parks, dog parks, malls of course, friends, good work, good vibes, good food, and a short trip to rocky point :)
Arizona can be miserable at times, but then Arizona makes up for it in the winter.
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The breeding grounds and living grounds of most scene/emo kids.
Person 1: Look at this scene kid's myspace!
Person 2: Oh, of course she's from Arizona.
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The only state where you can see asphalt in its liquid phase.
"Dude why'd you just jump back like that?"
"Sorry, I tried opening the car door. Gotta love Arizona."
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Ok I'll say my definition at the beginning was good but, I will also mention its history after Native and Colonial times and Mexico it's area today was formed in 1866 to be coming a a state in 1912. Tombstone proves AZ is southwest like. Weather isn't that bad. Yuma is actually bordered by Mexico to the southwest . Colorado is technically a border at the northeast corner.
Arizona kinda has a mountain half and a desert half. You'll know which ones. This just about terrain and not about the cities.
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A southwestern state in the United States known for being hotter than Satan's anus. 100 degrees or hotter is considered a "normal" temperature, and 70 degrees or cooler is considered a fall/winter temperature. We don't use daylight savings time here because f*ck sunlight. Personally I would not recommend that you touch any metal outside. Or concrete. Or rocks. Or anything in general. It never rains (unless it's monsoon season, where it might rain once or twice), and thus Death Valley exists. Surprisingly enough there is snow towards the northern part of the state but it never lasts long enough to make a proper snow fort. Halloween stinks because javelinas can and will eat your pumpkins. The state has a lot of people coming and going because they don't want to be here during the summer because it's hot, but they do want to be here during the winter because it's hot. In the summer children enjoy vacation without actually going outside. No matter what time of year it is you can get sunburns because screw you, that's why. The only natural disaster you really need to worry about is the dust storms, which are annoying as f*ck to clean out of your pool afterwards. Nothing particularly important happened here historically, but all you really need to know is that a bunch of natives used to live here and the white people came and did what they usually did to land that wasn't theirs: took it by force. Essentially the state of Arizona is hotter than hell and yet people still live here.
You can tell that we're in Arizona because it's 120 degrees outside.
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