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Devil incarnate. A direct relative of the dinosaurs. The most evil and devious being to ever roam the Earth, right after Adolf Hitler.
- Holy shit, this crazy goose almost killed me!
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A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.
Human: “Look brother, a goose”
Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
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Wanting something really bad.
This term was coined in the hit podcast Chuckle Sandwich in the year 2021.
I'm goosing for some Tostitos right now.
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A goose is someone who shouldn't be trusted.
Alice - Hey, I ate your potato
Me - BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT YOU GOOSE!!
Alice - Well, you know what they say - Never trust a Goose!
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Old school definition: to pinch someone's buttocks, hopefully the opposite sex, but hey, you take what you get.
Always associated in my mind with a British accent....
Owww! You goosed me, you cheeky devil!
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Goose It(goos it), v., goosed it, goosing it (1). When one gives way to all reason to complete a set task. (2). Just Do It
Two cops are sitting in their patrol car hidden in the bushes next to a stop sign. A car goes flying threw the stop sign at 45mph. One cop turns to the other and says, "Wow, he really goosed it through the stop sign!"
A soccer team is in the locker room getting ready for a game.
Player 1: "I forgot my cleats at home"
Player 2: "Just Goose It"
"Goose It over to the store quick"
"Goose It off that cliff"
"This is a perfect rail to Goose It down"
"The cops! Everybody Goose It outta here!"
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Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).
He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.
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