Bro 1:Yo man I ate some bad fried chicken now I gotta take an ASD
Bro 2:What do you expect? It's the schools FRIED CHICKEN!
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- Crushridge World of Warcraft server (EU)
A: lol
B: asd
C: Stupid Italian
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Person 1: That stupid girl was walking in the middle of the road with a bright orange mini skirt on
Person 2: Oh man she had a bad case of ASD
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(Anal Shaft Driving Syndrome)
When a man is so infatuated with the idea of anal sex, he is constanty talking about it, practicing on stuffed animals, and watching porn just so he can get it right.
(music playing on radio:
A$$ by Big Sean)
Jerry: Dude! I love this song!!
Herbert: Jerry stop it before you get ASDS!
Jerry: Don't worry, I won't fall off the deep end like Fred.
Meanwhile Fred's House....
Fred: Awwwwww Yeahhhh (he exclaims as he rapes the back end on a teddy bear for practice)
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army selca day - the first tuesday of every month in which bts fans posts a picture of themselves and a bts member using the hashtag #ArmySelcaDay. the post usually has a concept but it doesnβt have to.
army 1: i donβt know what the concept for my next ASD will be..
army 2: do anything with the color yellow !!
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Got up and had an ASD last night before going back to bed to get some sleep
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1.used in Shakespearian literature an acronym for average sagging dick meaning a struggling lower class male with little to no education.
2.Used today as an insult for someones penis
1.my lord some ASD is at the gates begging for food, send him away king George replied
2. My boyfriend has an ASD I can barely feel it
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