Asian Fail

When an asian doesn't get an A on an assignment/test/class.

Asian kid #1: Ah crap, I failed.
Asian Kid #2: Fail or Asian fail?
Asian kid #1: B+, Asian fail.

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Asian Fail

Asian fail: (v) The act of asian failing is getting a B+ in any class, particularly math. It usually results in massive asswhupping by angry asian parents.

Ellen: Xiao Min asian failed math!
Matt: Her parents are gonna kill her. Plus, what kind of asian fails MATH?

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Asian Fail

When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%

Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!

ASIAN FAIL.

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Asian Fail

anything less than perfect

asian mother: "What did you get on your AP Calculus exam lau?
lau (an 11 year old in college level classes) : a 99 percent!
asian mother (smacks boy) : "You are a disgrace to our family"
Teacher (watching conversation) : what an asian fail

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Asian fail

We all know Asian parents have extremely high standards. An Asian fail describes a result that is under 85%.

ASIAN MARKING SCHEME
Asian fail: under 85%
Asian pass: over 85%
Asian average: 90% or over
Asian alright: 95% or over (depending on subject)
Asian good: 100% (note: you still get a thrashing if you got 99%)

e.g.
John Citizen: How'd' you go on the Maths test?
Jack Chen: I Asian fail. My parents are going to kill me!!
John Citizen: ...what did you get?
Jack Chen: 84%
John Citizen: ... *glares*

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Asian Fail

To achieve below 80% on any graded work.

I asian failed that test since I got 70%.

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Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

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