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That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"
The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
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When a stripper at a topless only joint gives you a quick peek at the goods by pulling her panties to the side.
I immediately regretted throwing five bucks down for a pull-aside at the Double Deuce
Another way of saying “no cap”
first said by EveMH
“I really did have a lot of fun on that date all cap aside”
It's kind of a Funny story but it's true.
I like Working with Poop for Pay but All jokes aside being a janitor stinks.
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Usually said after a humorous statement to introduce a serious statement.
Sentence structure:
a joke. All jokes aside,...serious statement.
Synonym:
But no, seriously,
Example:
I guess you can say he is a butthurt. All jokes aside, call him an ambulance quickly.
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step aside, move aside, get out of the way.
(to man blocking subway door): 'step aside, herbicide!'
The way of delivering a back-sided compliment when there is just a skosh of toooooo much liquor on-board.
Example: "All Bull Shit Aside....you have been adulting more a little lately....there are only 10 sticks on your garage roof"
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