Asking For It

The final frontier of denial, "asking for it" is a mentality people use to justify the world being less horrible than it is. Most commonly it is used to pretend that a rape victim 'subliminally' or 'subtly' gave consent, but it can also be used in context to say someone who leaves a quarter on the ground is just as guilty as the thief who steals it of the crime, having 'tempted' the criminal or perpetrator. In extremist cases, such as a few sects of Muslim religion, some women are forced to cover their hair to prevent 'tempting' men.

Pertaining to sex, it is statistically estimated that about 1/3 men buy in Britain conform to the "asking for it" mentality.

"Did you hear about Katie? I feel really sorry for her."
"Nah, man, she was asking for it."

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asked

A sarcastic term used to respond to a statement that you really just don't give a shit about. The term is mostly found after some douche-bag is trying to tell you how cool he is or how many girls he fucked last night.

On a side note "asked" is appropriate to post under almost every facebook status

Sean: Dude I Fucked my girl friend in the back seat of my car last night. It was so AAwesome!!

Dude: Asked

Sean: But dude she had some big ass tittys

Dude: Asked, now go away

EX 2)

Rani's Facebook status: The Cowboys are 2-7!!
Dude: I asked

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ask

verb: to present a question, or to request something.

Misused by stupid British soccer commentators as a substitute for job, task, or assignment. The same commentators also butcher the language by using "take" in place of control, take possession, or catch.

He will ask me what age I am.
I can ask her for coffee.

He has to stop Messi from scoring tonight: that's a big ask.

The goalkeeper comes for the ball: that's a good take.

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the ask

A noun describing an amount of money or a favour requested -- usually of a group or individual in a position of power.

Why are you here before Council today? What is the ask?

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ask

Common term used in place of a sale amount by shady car sales consigners in order to make a larger consignment sum without the owner knowing.

He Drew me in with the "ask" price but in the end Im the one that got my colon busted.

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ask

One of the thousands of search engines available in the United States but is nowhere near as cool as google or yahoo because it does not offer an add URL service for free, cheap asses.

Who the hell would use ask if they could just use google and rake in the dough for their business advertising on the best search engine anywhere?

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Aske

Best boi 100 percent would smash oh and good at warframe

Yo you know Aske??
Fuck yeah I do, he's great

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