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With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.
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1. Road Tarmac
2. The best darn racing game on mobile AND the Apple TV, even if it is a Need for Speed knockoff.
Let's burn some rubber on the Asphalt!
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A man (country boy) who works on the road. He is always gone, traveling to different states due to his line of work.
An asphalt cowboy could be considered a truck driver, iron worker, etc.
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An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.
Oh wow, look at that asphalt queen stalking around the mall again
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To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.
#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."
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Slang for being thrown from a motorcycle and hitting the pavement, sometimes face-first.
The way that dude rides his bike, it won’t be long until he’s eating asphalt!