ASP

Anonymous Sex Party

Did you get an invite to the ASP? I heard it was going to be a classy event.

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aspe

Main meaning: Idiot

Person 1: Your such an aspe
Person 2: I know (sigh)

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ASP

Abbreviation for the Death Metal band All Shall Perish (Who are a fucking awesome band.)

Sky: ASP is fucking awesome!!
Ethan: I know dude!! I can't wait for their new album to be released!!
Sky: I'm gonna pick up a copy when I see them this week at Mayhem fest!!

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ASP

ASP more commonly known as Average Sized Penis

Vinnie: "Hey guys, look at this..."

*pulls down pants*
Ashlee: "Oh, that's an ASP"

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Asps

Word for those snap together things on coats no one knows the names of.

Steve took a moment to do up the asps on his coat.

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ASP

Attention seeking post

Girl 1: posted on facebook (your a jerk)
Guy 1: this is such a shit ASP

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asp

euphemism for "ass"

He managed to defend himself and cover his asp