To explode in a particulary amusing and inopportune way.
Bob: Jeffery, I need you to fill in the reports on the- *Asplode*
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The past tense form of the verb to asplode.
"OMFG SHAWNDRAYA! My T-Mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! Dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe I asplode yo Dodge neon!!!!!!"
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Like an explosion, but usually more random, and occurs in strange situations.
Shit man, did you just see that rabbit asplode? It was all like, Kursplosion!
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