This is basically the same meaning as "Kiss my ass." This phrase is pretty much an extension of that phrase with rearranging and an extra word.
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i got a left, middle and right one
Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha
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Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!
Black Man A: Yo, what you do last night?
Black Man B: I got some of dat grandmas ass cheeks!
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When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.
" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "
When you have established your dominance as an alpha male and proceed to tell her to "spread dem ass cheeks".
Spread dem ass cheeks bitch.
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A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.
B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.
C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.
Example for def. A-
Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. B-
A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. C-
A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"
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A phrase you use to insult or express you feel someone lied.
The lady told me this game should be download in 17 minutes. Took 3 days, complimate my ass cheeks man.