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When you invest every last penny to your name into cryptocurrency and stocks and lose all of it
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When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.
"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"
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When someone pulls down their pants, bends over, spreads there butt cheeks apart in front of there friends. At that precise moment they fart so there friends can see there asshole move as the fart releases.
On the tee box I hollered hey look. As my friends turned around , they got a good look of a Naked Ass Fart.
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The release of anal gas, the culprit having his/her pants (and underwear) far enough down so that the methane gas avoids contact with his/her attire. This method will prevent underwear "stink", and the lack of a barrier between anus and ambience will cause the fragrance to spread quicker and with richer concentration.
Person A: "Did someone shit their pants?"
Person B: (Giddy laughter)
Person A: "What the fuck is that?!"
Person C: "Person B made a bare-ass fart."
Person A: "Damn you, Person B."
Person B: "Hey man, I don't want that shit to bake up in my undies."
Person D: "You disgust me."
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Flatulence from your ass!
OMG did hear my ass farts they were soo loud!
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when a girl or a guy gets fucked hard in the ass and has copious amounts of cum sprayed in the ass. Then after they fart and massive amounts of cum and shit balls splatters out of the asshole
i had the biggest ass fuck fart this morning form gettting fucked in the ass last night
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fart ass tickle butthole sex butt ass fart, really its actually very simple. so you put the fart in the ass and then you combine the tickling of the butthole and then you put the sex in the tickled butthole and then you do the fart ass with you are sex and then the butt does an ass fart and you are left with tyler jones opinion
"ayo, tyler, ur opinion is fart ass tickle butthole sex butt ass fart! hahahahaha!"
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