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Somebody that doesn't care or pay attention, that does stuff half as good as they should or could
I asked my wife to wash my truck. When I came out, it was done really terribly bad. I said 'honey, you're a half-asser.'
n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.
v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.
Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.
How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?
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Someone who actively decides to do less than their best because either they don't care or they feel the task doesn't deserve the time it would take to do a good job.
"Joe, are you going to put much time into your progress report?"
"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".
"Joe, you're such a half-asser".
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adv. egg-assingly; Performing a feat whilst egg-assed.
Corey egg-assingly farted onto Spencer's chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.
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when something is more bad ass than another
"my truck is way bad asser than that."
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I came up with this in the late '80's to describe someone who kicks ass. We were always like "man that is kick-ass." Then we progressed to "man you kick-asser!"
Man that dude is a kick-asser! Our team will always be a bunch of kick-assers!
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