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a term used to insult an individual who's facial features are equivalent in attractiveness to an ass.
"Man Jamie, you are such an assface."
"That guy is such an assface."
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1. A person or personsthat always looks for the easy way out 2. A person or persons that always try to mooch off people 3. Cheap or frugal 4. Old and decrepit
Steve is an assface because he tried to scam me out of a free lunch
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My ex husband.
He looked like an assface and he smelled like one too.
He was such an assface for taking all of the family photo albums during the divorce.
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A person with no shame, or ass in their face.
Also known as an #AssFace, this phrase was coined as a worldwide phrase of unity and love by #AssFaceNFT in October 2021.
Citizen 1: "Hey did you hear Boris Johnson's announcement today?"
Citizen 2: "No dude, I stopped listening to that AssFace a long while back!"
A verb. To marshal together a group to detain and subdue a person to the ground, while one asshole drops his pants, spreads his cheeks, and rubs his asshole across the victim's face. This act usually results in anger, or if the victim is a pussy, crying. Also causes intense embarrasment, not to mention it just plain smells like ass. Also may have the side effect of pink eye.
Ethan: Dude, you missed it! The whole wrestling team held down Dominic and I Assfaced him, it was fucking hilarious!
Kurtis: What did he do?
Ethan: He called us a bunch of crackers, then went home and cried.
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The act of sniping an opponent in the face while they are running toward you. They must be killed in one shot. Achieved most notably in the game of Halo 2.
Dude, I just assfaced this guy! I need more ammo!
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A retarded insult used by your psycho girlfriend during a phone fight. Often followed by the word "Pig" and 24 hours of arguing/abusive texts/nonsense then hardcore make up sex.
Poor innocent girlfriend - I love you...
Psycho crazy girlfriend - ASSFACE! ASSFACE! ASSFACE!
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