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A person who continually lies, has no arguments, and has a habit of insulting anyone who disagrees with them.
This person is insulting that guy so much it looks like he is infected with Trump Asshole Syndrome.
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Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.
CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.
It is believed to be linked to the following:
Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner
PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black
CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.
In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)
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when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.
A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"
That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)
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Another definition for irritable bowel syndrome
-Hey , isnt mike supposed to come with us to the cinema ?
-He's experiencing hell's asshole syndrome , i dont think he can go outside this week
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A condition where a successor in a corporate role feels that the predecessor has been an absolute loser; everything is in shambles and it’s upon him to now start building processes and initiatives to achieve goals.
Man, I cant listen one more minute to Pete going on about how everything was such a mess before he joined. He’s got Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS).