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The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.
"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."
"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"
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The act of Assassinating or being Assassinated in the Halo series. Unlike being Assassinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of Where-The-Fuck-Did-That-Come-From.
Player 1: "Ugh, you Assinated me! Thats so cheap you n00b. I'm calling Bungie!"
Player 2: "Yeah, yeah. Use your motion tracker and maybe you'll see it coming... Your still gonna get raped though. Just thought you'd like to know."
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to extensively abuse one with the bare ass of the assailant, therefore causing the victim to endure the true effect of incomprehensible disrespect
A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.
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To twerk on someone until death.
Alex: I'm voting for Trump, wanna know why?
Mel: Because he will get assinated as soon as he steps into office...
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A highly tapered anal streching device resembling a cone in shape, Initially utilized by tight holed homosexual males to facilitate bung hole sex to include fisting. Later research conducted by an anonymous casual sex encounters posting service showed women also use the assinator prior to hosting w4mmmmmmm parties.
Dude used an assinator prior to inserting a buoy into the chocolate star fish.
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When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.
Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.
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a term for someone who has their own head stuck up
their own ass as far as their shoulders.
someone who does very dumb shit and is happy/ when one trades a several hundred dollar tool for a
fifty dollar piece of shit and thinks he got a good deal
he has a bad case of assinitis
that guy really has head up his ass