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Someone you're lowkey fucking but lie to your friends about fucking because you aren't real. At all.
She said they were just associates but we all knew.
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Like-minded individuals who join together common purpose and positive intent to learn, lead and last.
When our association moves from me to we, mutual prosperity and partnerships become priceless.
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a term used to describe "bitches dat work da pole" or strippers.
those associates had no muhfuckin titties, yo.
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Basically a friend with benefits or a sugar daddy who don't mind helping with money in exchange for sex. Sometimes can also mean drug dealer or pimp. Associate is usually a financially powerful person or very influential individual with enough resources to help someone else as well. Associate is someone whom you can ask help from at anytime when you are in trouble knowing that what you get from collaborating together will be quietly balanced later.
- Is that your boyfriend who brought you a new phone ?
- Nah... my associate did.
- Oh so you in business aren't you ?
- I have some good associates...
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An omnipresent force in suburbia, or at least in most of it's residential neighborhoods.
A quasi-fascist governing board, often set up by a subdivision's real-estate developer, who strictly enforce such rules and building codes as...
-Grass must be kept watered, golf course green and closely manicured, even during times of drought and water shortages
-No one uses their yard to grow their own food
-No patch of land may be permitted to return to it's natural state
-No rooms or other additions may be permitted above or in front of the existing home
-No potter's shed or tool shed may be allowed anywhere on the property
-No yard ornaments
-No rain barrels
and so on.
The homeowners association says you can't put an addition onto the front of the house. They also said you couldn't add a 2nd level (which would keep any additional property from being paved over.) They said that the only place you could add on was the back (which paradoxically is the only yard anyone ever actually uses.)
To get another idea of what a homeowner's association is like, watch the 1999 episode of the X-Files by the name of "Arcadia."
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When Karens gather in a large group, they are known as a Homeowners Association.
A small group of real estate agents, builders and developers who control and repress the residents of a suburban neighborhood. The aim of the association is to maintain the profitability of the real estate business by keeping the neighborhood in a state of Disney-like visual perfection - regardless of the impact on residential life. This is accomplished by enforcing rules for landscaping, lawn and building exterior maintenance, and by outlawing simple functional items and amenities such as basketball nets, garbage cans, satellite dishes, solar panels, flower pots, compost piles, window blinds, bike trails, mailbox numbers, etc.
The homeowner's association fined me $50 because I own a garbage can.
Our homeowner's association says we can't have a bike trail, because some buyers might believe that bike trails attract crime and drug dealers.
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