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to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't
When you assume, you are making an ASS out of U or ME!
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When you ASSUME means that you make an ass out of you and me.
If you see an over weight woman, the last thing you should do is ASSUME that she is pregnant.
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to assume
I made the assumation that brown cows make chocolate milk
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1. Awesome in a Maine accent.
1. "That's wicked assum!"
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Assume? Isn’t not an assumption.
Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”
to take for granted or without proof. (also known as Serina)
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Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody or something that is probably not valid.
Assumers are also usually, if not always assdouches. Since these unintelligent individuals seems to be associated with a lot of douchebag and asshole actions.
They are ignorant to reality, and make assumptions in order to mentally compensate for their own assdoucheyness, by creating humor for their own enjoyment, for the purposes of getting on the nerves of others.
For further information on this kind, look up "Assdouche".
"You say you don't want anybody over today Stevey? I can only make the ASSumption that you're going to have an 8 hour masturbation marathon to Jew-Porn."
"You're taking the dog out for a walk? Ha, I doubt it! I'm just going to ASSume that you're secretly a closet-zoophilliac that is waiting to act out on his urges and now this is the perfect opportunity, I'm calling the cops!"
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