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Aster

A name, meaning: The sexiest person ever, the baddest bitch in all the land, an absolute power top who could fuck the shit out of anyone

Aster: "hey"
Me: *coughs* "that was really hot"

by ohmygodchipotlé April 23, 2021

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Asterism

Any one of a number of heinously outdated colloquialisms; their rhetorical power lies in their deplorable ability to frustrate or incite hilarity. Upon utterance, a speaker will likely generate the following behavioral, cerebral, or emotional responses:
1) Externalized disgust (behavioral)
2) Debilitating brain aneurisms (cerebral)
3) Crushing submission (emotional)
They should be avoided in day-to-day vernacular, and hopefully eventually removed from English nomenclature.

Various Asterisms:
Alas (conjunction)
Up a crick (prepositional phrase)
Circle the wagons (verb)
Po-dunk (adjective)
MMMMMkay (declarative)
Cotton-picking (adjective {racial})
By golly (declarative)
Gosh darn (defamatory)
Rats (declarative)
Hippity-hoppity (crack whore)
Gung-ho (adjective)
The list goes on...

by drizzake & co. April 24, 2008

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Aster

Aster is girl who loves the world and the world loves her. She's your girl next-door and the girl you end up falling for. She's shy but sweet as can be. Aster is the type of girl that has big dreams and goals but doesn't hesitate to put those she loves before her. She's honest, faithful, and intelligent. Not to mention she is one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She's lovely and the right person for everybody.

Did you see her walk by, she looks like an Aster.

by UrbanDef. February 20, 2011

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Aster

Aster means star and yes she is truly a shining star. She is gorgeous, loyal, smart, funny and woke. The most amazing person ever inside and out. She always has a smile on her face and makes people feel comfortable around her. People love hanging out with her and always ask for her advice, she cares a lot about people and always wants to help. Her energy is vibrant and addicting, that is why all the guys can’t leave her alone.

Yo I just met Aster she is so amazing!!
Yeah I know, she is one of a kind. No one shines brighter than Aster!

by Sumaraikavalooon454 November 22, 2021


Aster

Really amazing person, anyone in their life is seriously lucky. Aster is lovable in so many ways and just can make anyone smile especially his partner. He is the perfect partner and has the prettiest face ever. Get you an aster everyone. My Aster is a one of a kind though. I love aster more than anything.

I love Aster like i love Pickles

by Aster’s No. 1 Fan August 1, 2022


Aster

the name of the genetically modified bee that is the size of a medium-large dog with a giant stinger.

Do you like jazz? noe i like aster.

by Bambiño November 12, 2020


Aster

A name, meaning: The sexiest person you will ever see, the baddest bitch in all the land, someone who could fuck the shit out of you

Aster: "hey"
Me: *coughs* "that was really hot"

by ohmygodchipotlé April 23, 2021

6👍 1👎