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Astrology

Astro (star) nomy (a specified area of knowledge) therefore astronomy is a branch of science studying space and celestial objects. And there is also Astro (star) ology (denotes a subject of study or interest) so what’s the difference between astrology and astronomy?

Quite simple really. Astrology is full of shit. It claims the position of the stars influence on your mood like ok Tiffany it doesn’t excuse you for being a bitch

Dumb bitch-omg watch out he is such a Virgo

Me- you mean a virgin?
Dumb bitch-noo astrology

Me- stfu

by Gay sex godπŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ June 6, 2021

33πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Astrology

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.

The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.

Astrology is bogus...

by jazz4 November 14, 2011

254πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


Astrology

dumbassery, idiotery, stupidism

"oops just killed 557 people it's because I'm a saggy tits Darius"

"shut the hell up astrology is bull crap"

by toilet struggler September 12, 2021

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Astrology

Astrology: Telling one's personality and whole life by the positions of random space rocks based on the month they were born in. It's actually the biggest bullshit in history and there is nothing scientific about it, the people who are responsible for these are getting money from bradots. The life forms who believe in it are called bradots (a short version of brainless idiots). Bradots have a similar outside appearances to humans but the place where their brain is supposed to be is filled with air and they are capable of doing these things only: breathing, eating/drinking ,sleeping , spreading bullshit , and unfortunately they have the ability to reproduce. Their life is miserable and they don't want to do anything productive so they live their life by what some jerk wrote on the internet

Astrology
bradot: hello did you know that if you are gemini you will make 1 million dollar this month and have 6 children in your life?
intellectual person: you should go and commit suicide because your existence is cancerous
bradot: yes I will kill myself 3 days from now, my horoscope is cancer and it says I will commit suicide on the next Monday so I will do what it says.

by BananaTheSatan June 2, 2020

36πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Astrology

A made up thing for retards who believe the position of the earth at a certain point in time is relevant to your personality. Astrology also claims to be able to see your future by β€œreading your palm”. It attempts to predict many other future events due to objects in different areas. Mainly teenagers believe in it because it says great things about them and they believe whatever they want to hear.

Person 1: Hey, according to astrology, I will have 5 kids and a beautiful wife when I am older!

Person 2: You fucking retard how can you believe in that shit...???

by Minecraft epic gamer 69 420 December 24, 2019

63πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


astrology

The practice of predicting one's attributes, past, and future from looking at the stars, planets, planetoids, moons, and pretty much anything in the sky.

An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003

280πŸ‘ 156πŸ‘Ž


Astrology

Who tf cares about astrology like nobody asked that you are an octopusβ›ŽOr whatever

Nobody cares about fucking astrology

by Amongusinreallifesussus June 10, 2021

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž