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The nick-name for Matt Asti, member and bassist of most amazing band MGMT. Matt Asti obtained his nick-name from being a sex god and in a nut shell loving ladies down in a 'nasty' sort of way.
Girl: I just got loved down by Matt Asti!
other person: Oh darn! Was it totally hot and risque?
Girl: They don't call him Nasty Asti for nothin!
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Asti Boi is the man. Mostly used in the south but sometimes used up north in places like west virgin and north Dakota. Asti Boi is that one guy that you would think is smart but he's really not unless you give him some weed. He's a stoner 24/7 and works at burger king with some girl name Shanique but besides that get you an Asti boy. Trust me you won't regret it.
Jeffery: Yoooooo what's that guy's name
Frank: He seems like an Asti Boi
Jeffery: Who?
Frank:Asti Boi. Just look at him he's stoned out of his mind
Jeffery: It does smell like weed
The horniest chic of the flock, always down to give some head and loosen that pussy. Requires a massive cock and has very high standards. She is so nasty and is not afraid to show some skin, when you meet her you get a boner. You're always in for a treat when you meet this hunk of junk, big tots and booty aren't her only advantage she also has a killer pussy and gives a great head. Always up for fingering. Nothing is off the table, will play with you
Kyle: "woah me and this chica hit all the bases last night"
Carl: "she was a nasty asti wasn't she"
Kyle: " yea she was, damn her pussy was tight"
Italian slang for persons rear end, behind, or butthole
If anybody messes with the Falcone family they'll get it up the Asti Spumante (must be spoken using your best Robert De Niro voice
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Cutest and tiniest human being ever, feisty but is actually a cinnamon bun. Often spots wearing ponytail on school, youngest that makes her everyone's lil sister. MUST PROTECT AT ALL COSTS!!
Hey, who's that grumpy cute looking person sitting in front of you?
Oh! That's Ken Asti <3 give her lots of Love please
Is an Indonesian for small cute looking person with a ponytail. Effortlessly cute, even when they're upset they're still cute looking.
Haha look! She's angry, but she looks so cute. Such a Ken Asti.