Also knowen as "the Weather Man" someone who is easily aroused in the presence of two or more guys or four second of porno. He smells like a sweaty jock strap because he doesn't know how to shower and never wears socks with running shoes. He is also knowen for breaking anything that can be broken. He is more ADD then a squirrel on red bull and loves to wallow in his own filth which is why you never ask him to clean because he will only make thing worse.
What the fuck Half Mast! how do you get a boner sitting on the couch with two guys?
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When a persons pants are half pulled down, usually the result of drinking and falling asleep on the toilet.
Did you see Richard last night?
Yeah he was half mast in the bathroom.
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When your eyes are inadvertantly half-closed after smoking marijuana.
Dude, you're totally at half mast right now.
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When you're so tired that your eyes are only half-open and you can't get them open any wider.
Aww, you must be tired, you're at half mast!
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When you are at full erection, you look like a flagpole after a tradegy.
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semi-erect penis, hollywood loaf, not ready for action
Drinking all night put the flag at half mast, and Rob could not perform.
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Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard
also known as: Half Chub
Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.