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When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.
Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.
VERB: A technique for manual copulation. While sitting relaxed and upright, you place one hand at the base of your penis, the other at the top. When ready, crank both hands in a clockwise direction. Continue this motion until you "see water".
JIMMY: Hey Bobby! How was your weekend?
BOBBY: Not bad. I spent a few hours with the ice auger.
JIMMY: Sounds painful.
BOBBY: Sure was!
Mr. Auger is a Fucking asshole. Mr. Auger gives everybody F’s and the F’s stand for FUCK ME. He makes soup and milk for his asshole. If you get Mr. Auger move to China because he hates Social Studies. Me. Auger is a bitch in every way.
Did you get Mr. Auger?
Yes.
Move to China. Leave school and move to China
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A very-useful, or on the other hand, a perhaps worthless gardening tool attached to a drill, as marketed by Billy Mays for $19.95 + $8.95 S&P. Also if called "IMMEDIATELY" included would be bonus drill, of questionable quality; a weed auger; and a "power extender" free of charge (but an extra, and unheard-of some might say, S&P price was added if one wanted the "free" drill.)
Agniss: How did you get your flower bed so nice and clean?
Guppy: AWESOME AUGERRRRR.
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an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.
Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
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langdon is one crazy emcee from canada
'langdon auger spat to a phat crowd the other night'
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Auger rodeo: a well celebrated sport everywhere in Canada and also Nebraska where bored as fuck ice fisherman sit on top of ice augers and go full throttle, last one on wins bragging rights and a keg of bud.
Dude, what the fuck are those two dudes doing on the ice?
jackass that's an auger rodeo in progress, up in welland that shits bigger than hockey