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"Holy shit The death of president biden. He got fucking JFKED!!!!!!"
"Wait when?"
"August 18th 2025"
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The day to celebrate and eat Eggplants/ Aubergines!
Today is August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day!
Yo it’s 18th august uno what that means 🤫
“Alright I’ll get my bum out”
I love national get ur bum out day ❤️
The word defined national is because it is a nationwide celebration
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National eat your girlfriend out day!
Girlfriend: hey babe, todays august 18th. You know what that means..
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.
August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day
Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number
Claire: hey jay
Jay: hmm?
Claire: It's August 18th
Claire: Come here
Jay gets kisses