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To ejaculate on ones clothing while travelling on a train.
I was travelling to London yesterday and the guy behind me totally did an austen on his trousers.
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The girl version of the name Austin. Hella hot, beautiful eyes, and the most perfect person you will ever meet. So funny, makes you feel good, chill, and has a killer smile. Also ridiculous in bed and one of the best sports players you with EVER meet. If there was a perfect girl it would be Austen. By the way she is a bro and so good in bed.
Austen is the perfect girl, I wish I had her.
Of course I am jealous of Austen, everyone wants to be like her.
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A girl who has a boy's name (Austin) but just spelled with an "e" instead of an "i". Usually shy, but very cool and pretty.
Austen is very awesome.
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A loving kind-hearted man who is the hottest boy in town. He is known for smoking that good and getting chics. He is usually a ranga and lanky. Get yourself an Austen ladies!
Jennie: Did you see Austen today he's so hot!
Me: Heck yeah he is, such a classif Austen rn.
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A great female author who was born 1775. She has many obbsessed fans, unlike Twilight fans, these fans actually apreciate good litature. She writes a lot about family, mostly females. Some of her works include Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, and Northanger Abbey.
English teachers have taken everything good out of this work and expect students to have the same missperceptions about the books as they do, thus making them despised by the mass of High Schoolers.
*Sarah sitting in the coroner innocently reading Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen*
Twilight Fan: oooo Bella read that book! It must be good!
Sarah: Well while Stephanie Meyer makes her painful novel pass as literature by mentioning this book, some people actually read it. Bella is a shallow, unrealistic fictional character while all of Austen's characters and more life like than me!
Twilight Fan: Whaaaaattttt (said with much air)
Sarah: My point you illiterate imbecile!
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Female lead from the popular ABC show, LOST. Played by Evangeline Lilly. A fugitive on the run for blowing up her abusive step-father. Runs away from whatever life she builds, but can't on the island. Adoptive mother of baby Aaron. Love interest of Jack Shepherd and (James) Sawyer (Ford).
She pulled a Kate Austen!
What'd she do?
Blew up her dad!
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