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Austin Is The type of guy to steal somebody's cheese burger
Damnit Austin stole my cheeseburger
Hey have you seen my cheeseburger
Yeah Austin stole it
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a unit of energy equal to the amount of heat required to burn a human being rendering
them to ash in 2.25 hours, or equal to 236,624.5 kcal. named after Austin last name unknown who was believed to be
the most flammable man alive
How many austins would it be to burn down this building?
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Oh dear, Austin is a complicated, fun, loving, sweet, adorable, sexy, cute, willing, comforting, and all around good guy. He thinks he is the worst person in the world, but he is really, truly, a total sweetheart. His eyes are to die for! And you might fall inlove with his voice. He may not know it, but he says some of the most romantic things at the right time. Even though most girls like a guy that can make another guy bleed, Austin is a pacifist. The worst part of this is that usually a lot of guys don't like him and try to pick fights with him. A lot of people(guys) like to talk a lot of crap on him, and it gets depressing, but he always gets through it. He is best friends with some of the weirdest people. And he will always be afraid of getting hurt. He wants to be a pirate, silly boy, and he is just amasing. It may be complicated to get to hang out with him if you never have before, but soon enough you will see him. And never regret it. If you know a guy like this Austin, go for it. He will be totally worth it, and he will know that you're worth it too, eventually.
Dude, did you see his eyes?
Of course! Totally an Austin.
:; Oh my gosh! He was SO adorable.
I know!! Austin for suree.
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A gaming dude who don’t don’t even care what he looks like because he is so awesome. He is super hilarious but is often quiet. He tends to be quiet in large groups but in smaller groups he is a much louder person. You can tell that Austin cares about his best friend and wants everything to be great. He may be bullied by other guys but he doesn’t let it get to his head.
Austin is the greatest gaming guy ever...
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Austin has the deepest soul something you don’t find often. Some of my best laughs are always with this guy. From knowing him not long he has become my favorite person to be around weather I’m sad mad or happy somehow he makes everything alright. Austin is a pretty boy he wakes up naturally pretty as he says:) Can’t wait for our next little adventure.
What would I do without Austin ?
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noun; adjective; verb.
noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser;
adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming;
verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass; eating; pooping; having sex;
"God, Austin you were so good in bed last night!"
"Yeah he was really austin to me."
"Woah, look at the boy austin."
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He will be 100% without a doubt the line of your life. He can make you so happy with him just being next to you. So if you ever get the chance to be with Austin don’t take it for granted
Yo are you dating Austin
Omg yes he is the sweetest and the cutest I never wanna lose him. 💗💗
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