A female version of a Mud Cricket but only dates guys for their vehicles during Automotion season.
Bro, have you heard that Sierra is a Automotion Cricket
When someone goes from being a ricer to being a petrol head or when they learn the true meaning of speed.
Look at that ricer, he's like me before I went through automotive puberty
when one sees a vehicle that they really like and start getting excited about it.
Guy 1: Hey do you see that truck over there man? its a diesel! Yeah! I'd own that truck! yeah yeah yeah!
Guy 2: Woah there chief, don't get an automotive boner now.
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An industry designed to force children into prostitution enmass to satisfy their parents sex drive,
Dream of teenager
Cause of a billion suicides in the fentanyl warcrime
I won't give the automotive industry another penny for endangerment of a child soldier genocide survivor
The process of building strategic content, links and traffic to a car dealer website for a specific search keyword or phrase.
When you type in "Toyota Extended Warranty" and if you sold Toyota warranty plans, you would want to come up on Google Page One for that phrase. The strategy that makes this happen is called Automotive SEO.
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when a driver of a vehicle, usually small car, rear ends a large truck with truck nuts, hanging off the hitch. The end results are the truck nuts on top of the smaller cars hood, and said truck nuts being drug across the hood, when the smaller car is removed from the acciddent.
Did you see Dan run his car into the back of Jeffs truck?
Yeah. his truck nuts are sitting on top of his hood.
Wait til they tow Dans car out, hell have an automotive teabag.
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any machine that causes a hard on for an automotive enthusiast. Sex has never looked so good on wheels.
Why did they censor out that sweet Ducatti from Transformers 2?
Its only rated PG-13 dude, cant have any automotive pornography in there
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