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to drive home extremely intoxicated and have no recolection in the morning of the ride.
i don't recall how i got home last night but the car is in the driveway.
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a person completely controlled by society who will never stop once in their life and realize how utterly worthless their existence is.
anyone who adds a definition on urban dictionary after there is already 5 definitions.
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Going through the motions,with out actually awareness
As if on autopilot , he kissed her goodbye as always.
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The action of not opening any snapchats from a person whom you have a streak with. People will assume your having a conversation, but in reality nobody is opening them.
Guy 1: "Wow man, you have a streak of 400 with Danny?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."
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An extremely high level of drunkeness only achievable through years of alcohol abuse. The individual in autopilot will likely do the following:
Insult you
Hit on you
Scream curse words and racial slurs
Just plain scream
Vomit in hard to clean locations
Lose bowel and bladder control
Question your sexuality
Question their own sexuality
Sleep with sea monsters
Become a legend
Dudes. Jake was So far in autopilot last night! He tongue punched Michelle's nasty fart box after Ian J.O.ed into a rubber and put it in his ass. He also vomited in his underwear while he was wearing them! He doesn't even know it either!
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The lovely ability to pee and use both of your hands simultaneously to do other things (applicable to both male and females.)
E.g. Reading the paper,talking on the phone, playing Temple Run.
Playing a game that requires both of ones hands whilst peeing? I'll just put it on Autopilot
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to go lay in your bed butt ass naked
Jimmy: bro I’m so uncomfortable, I’m gonna autopilot
Gerald: dude what the fuck this is a sleep over…