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Long, fake eyelashes that would protect ones eyes from semen, the same way an awning would protect a patio from rain and other debris.
I busted my nut all over her face but her cum awnings protected her eyeballs.
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When your back fat oozes over the back of your chair
You could set up camp under that guys fat awning!
Dat nigga u don't wanna fuck wit cause he'll kill u wit his extension cord
Dre-Awn bout to kick yo ass if u don't back tf up
The large fatty overhang of the lower belly that protects, covers and shades the genital area.
Check out that crotch awning on that man! It's so big it hangs to his knees!
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A layer of flab hanging over the "cuntal" region.
Hey, check out that chicks cunt awning!
Eww! total muffin top!
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An excessively long mustache, especially with great arc.
"When it rains, I seek shelter under my boyfriend's mouth awning."
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When a guys stomach is so large and protruding that it provides shade for his junk.
"Is that guy pregnant?"
"No, that's just his cock awning"
"Oh, I bet he hasn't seen his junk in years"