axe

A horrible smelling cologne that guys use.
They usually use it instead of taking showers after a football practice, thinking it works.
It doesn't.

People also unleash large amounts onto school buses, because apparently this is amusing.
It isn't.

Girl: OMG, I just walked down to the PE hallway, and it smells like Axe and sweat! I guess I just missed the football players!

Person on a bus: WTF IT SMELLS LIKE AXE ON HERE!
Some immature little twit: *giggles*

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axe

1. A type of spray that smells really really disgusting if you douse yourself in it

2. How ghetto people say ''ask''

Ewww what is that smell?

Axe

''Yo son I gots to axe you a question''

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axe

such an amazing and caring person, they’re honestly incredible - they’ll be there for you when you need them and will cheer you up with no struggle . if you meet an axe, keep them forever, theyre one of the most wonderful people you’ll ever meet 🤬🤬. they’re very precious and funny and amazing, never lose them .

person 1: woah, is that axe ? he always has a goldfish with him
person 2: yeah, i think hes mowing the lawn.
person 1: woah.

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axe

a wicked mad smelling man perfume that in small amounts makes girls melt but in large amounts makes them die a thousand horrible deaths

man you WREAk like axe.

or

omfg he smells like axe. its making me hottttt

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axe

axe is a smelly thing that alotta guys buy that they think smells goosd that actually smells alot like crap.

He had that axe spray it smells like shyt!

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axe

a body spray/deodorant for douches.

girl1; "Have you smelt Zack? He smells so good! I love axe!"
girl2; "He smells like a jackass."

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axe

a stupid ass cologne that fat or unnatractive loser guys wear to try to attract women. Its a sham yet they have hope to beleive it will attract women even though their fat n nasty, thats how stupid they are. Axe cologne is also cheap as shit, usually worn by broke men. The commercials are cheesy as hell.

you stupid broke nega get some good cologne , that axe you wearin smells like grandmas ass.

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