Random
Source Code
Random
Best rapper of all time, best freestyler of all time.
"Did you hear the new dj b4 cd...that shit is cold"
7👍 2👎
-to put your guy friends above female friends and even your girlfriend. This means; No ditching, flaking, snitching, or trying to steal his girlfriend.
Guy - Dude, are you coming to the game with us?
Other Guy - I can't, I'm taking my girlfriend shopping
Guy - Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Ok, I'll call her and cancel
-or-
Guy - I was completely wasted last night and cheated on my girlfriend
Other Guy - Dude, not cool. I'm gonna tell her
Guy - C'mon, Bros b4 Hoes
Other Guy - Or I won't tell her
52👍 12👎
Male friends are more important than stupid female friends.
James's girlfriend wanted him to go to the movies with her, but James´s male friends told him "bros b4 hos!" and James went to the bar for drinking with his male buddies
22👍 13👎
Used as an adjective to clarify how true or definite something is. Does not actually have to have happened before. Eg person 1 “She’s fit, I’d like to give her one” Person 2 “it’s happened before”
Eg person 1 “She’s fit, I’d like to give her one” Person 2 - Its happened b4
5👍 2👎
Phrase used whenever a girl does something stupid/bitchy. This term can be used in any/all situations.
"Dude she totally was flirting with me then went and fucked that guy..."
..."Bitches Be Bitches Bro (B4)"
12👍 4👎
This is the (S)exual (Ex)ploitation Function (F(SEx) for short), where (ru/16) denotes the 'Constant of Consent'. The formula is read aloud as "Before I fork you, are you over 16, cutie pie?" and is carefully adhered to by anyone from pedophiles and child abusers, to hyper-sexual adolescents.
Girl: "Sir, I don't understand this math problem, what formula do I use to solve it?"
Teacher: "B4·I4Q·(ru/16)·Qtπ ....?"
Girl: "Umm...I don't get it?"
Teacher: "Come and see me after class, then I'll show you how to...do it."
62👍 15👎
when you piss before having a wank so that you don't piss yourself
John: "Hey bro wanna have a wank 1v1, you know the rules!" Andrew: "Sure man but wait a sec I need to wee b4 wank."
John: "Oh shit go for it, this isn't a golden shower."