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Baby Oil

Precum.

Sure, it's good for a wank, or smearing all over your girl/guy toy. Slippery and nutritious, it's usually the start of some kind of good thing. Appropriate for anal or vaginal sex, kind of a waste on oral, aural, and nasal, but it takes all kinds.

Just squeeze it out of the bottle--sometimes you have to squeeze from the bottom--a couple drops, and your good to go.

Squeeze some baby oil out, toots, and let's get down to it.

by MandarinClive March 6, 2009

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baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.

Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.

by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017


King of all baby oil

That’s Motherfucking Diddy

Guy1: who’s the king of all baby oil?
Guy2: it’s fucking Diddy you bitch get a home why the fuck toy asking me this

by Willm Shakspr November 16, 2024


1,000 bottles of baby oil 🍼🍼

what was diddy thinking?

why did diddy get 1,000 bottles of baby oil 🍼🍼

by im gonna blow October 3, 2024


1000 bottles of baby oil

DIDDY

Man 1: Yo did you see what Diddy had in his house
Man 2: Yeah, 1000 bottles of baby oil

by Bengali fish November 26, 2024


You better hide your baby oil

Remember the scene from fast and the furious

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"

by Hym Iam November 30, 2024