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Dude, I wish I was knee deep in some Britney Spears badge right about now.
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Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.
Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.
Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.
OR:
Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.
Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!
Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment
about becoming the leader of her reading club.
Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!
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To wake up the next morning after a heavy drinking session the night before still feeling very drunk
Dude 1 "i drunk so much last night man"
Dude 2 "yeah dude your so badged right now"
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To use one's identification badge in order to gain otherwise restricted access.
Please badge in to the computer in order to see the patient's electronic medical record.
A cop dildo.
Ocassionally used by over zealous officers either on the beat or off-duty.
Innocent by-stander: Hey officer!
Officer: Yah?
Innocent by-stander: Nice badge!
Sergeant: Now I want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n' slow...
Rookie: Yes Sarge sir! Yes Sarge!
Sergeant: And call me Amanda.
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