douche bag hag

an overly trendy female who hangs around with, dates or otherwise fraternizes with douche bags.

man look at that car full of douche bags and their douche bag hags.

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D-Bag Hag

A girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they're the best/most fun. You know, like a fag hag, but with horrible douches instead.

Greg: Is Jan coming out to the SuperCoolAwesome Bar tonight?

Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.

Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?

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Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.

I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!

hag bag

A bag full of hags; also known as a fraggot.

Blake is true hag bag.

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