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When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.
Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...
Person 2: Bag it and shag it!
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Let's go up to my shag bag you sexy ho! I'll fuck you solidly there.
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A variation of the game, Marry/shag/cruise
you are given three people and have to choose which one you want to shag, bag (be naked in a bag with them for an hour) or rag (suck a rag that they have wiped their arse with.
SARAH: shag/bag/rag, Harry Potter, Rick Waller, and your mum
ABBEY: EWWWW. Gonna' have to shag Potter, bag waller, and rag my mum
RADISH: ewwwwwww u bagged Rick Waller
CHARLIE: ewww you ragged your mum! But congratz on Potter (Y)
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This is referring to chasing that bag, and making money, before worrying about sex and women.
Friend 1: "Bro, girls are so expensive, and nymphonic"
Friend 2: "Bro, just remember 1st Bruhthosians 10:24 "Bag Before Shag""
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to be screwed on a dope deal.
"I don't feel nothin'. You been shag-bagged buddy."