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1. A cartoon Mexican midget with an oversized sombrero whose sole mission in life is to punch people in the groin when least expected.
2. A game of the same name in which one player punches another in the groin unexpectedly, then saying, "El Bago." in a fake Mexican accent. Players can wait days before striking.
1. El Bago punched Mr. Clifton in the balls. Everybody laughed, except Mr. Clifton.
2. Ryan hit Devin in the balls in the lineup in the cafeteria, exlaiming, "El Bago!" Devin got him back on the bus.
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A 1970's style camper complete with kitchen, bed, shower, and 76,000 gallons of douche.
"Mark, Don't be a copyright infringing douche-a-bago."
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The Dirty Bago is when you and your pals have a game of soggy biscuit. However, in this instant each member has to take a shit on there hands and wank with shitty fingers; the losing member has to lick it all the poo up and gargle the cum.
Hi Terry, wanna game of dirty bago?
Yes i’d love to😋
The act of eating a large, potentially lethal quantity of matter, edible or not, with a companion(s), on a whim. Not to be confused with an Eater Fetish, "Reedo-Bagos" those who undertake The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2 actually find eating in front of others excruciating due to insecurities surrounding their eating disorders. Instead, Reedo-Bagos find pleasure in calling attention to their uncanny abilities to consume obscenely large quantities, often in short periods of time.
Hey did you see Larry Lasagna and Bootstrap Bagodonuts go live on Facebook to give the boys The Ole Reedo-Bago 1-2 in Florida over the summer? They took down $180 worth of Taco Bell.. Took the Uber Eats driver 3 trips to and from his Toyota. Good stuff."
Bagos tend to be short, but bursting with energy! their personality makes up for their height. They think that they have a way with the ladies but probably don't. When Bago's get drunk they act crazy! probably will perform a handstand. A good way to describe Bago is the song lyric: "Bitches think I'm sweet just because I'm little but I bet u ain't ever got chased by a midget!" Bagos also are buff, skinny, and a ladys man! very small and dense penis, what it lacks in length it makes up in width!
Much like a mini van from the 1980's used to haul your brood. They are typically gray and shaped like a turd on wheels. They are built by every company from Mercedes to Kia. They are loaded with tons of stuff your kids can break and cry about. The word is derived from the classic Winn-a-bago brand but instead of fun it it mostly used for 2 hour long trips to target, Costco, or Whole Foods. They are good for hauling two adults and up to 5 brats depending on model.
Honey, get the kids in the Brat-a-bago. We need some three gallons of Milk and two dozen eggs for the weekend!